![]() The ceiling texture was a 33x33 and this doesn't work well with WebGL because it isn't a Power of Two. ![]() ![]() Most of the wall is red brick, but occasionally there is an image displayed on the wall, taken from a standard rendering example image that must have been used in the OpenGL manual Microsoft used. These files were extracted from the original screensaver. The walls, floor and ceiling each have specific textures. This array is looked at when determining the next move and when initially sending the vertex data to the GPU. This is randomly generated with recursive backtracking, based on an algorithm I found at. The maze is stored as a 2D array of "cells" with each cell being a four int array describing it's four walls. The matrix libraries used are from here and under the MIT License.įor comparison, a YouTube sample of the original screensaver can be found at Features that have been implemented: This project is a recreation of that screensaver using WebGL and Javascript. What lies within these pipes as they make their infernal way across the screen? 1.In windows 95 (and a few later versions of Windows) there was a screensaver that rendered and then solved a 3D maze with a a few interactive obstacles. This is the swirl when the swirl’s parents are away and the swirl has access to a liquor cabinet. If the swirl is “Windows Media Player”, then Mystify is “Windows Media Player visualisation after a big night out”. If they had an Emmy for Best Animated Series, it would be a tight race between this cube and The Simpsons. In the 90s, this was basically animated TV. This is the kind of thing that your average film school student would sit in front of, baked out of his mind, and go, “Oh, hell yeah.”Įven now, fully sober, I can watch this and be calmed into a soft state as the computer rearranges my screen into blocks, and slowly, slowly builds them into a meaningless structure. If you couldn’t afford to rent Star Wars on VHS as a kid, this was the next best thing. “I know what you did last summer”, “Princess Diana was an inside job”, “your haircut is unflattering”. The best use of this was to prank your friends. ![]() I love it, and never want to see it again. In slight seriousness, this has all the existential terror of well, modern life, with all the creepiness of the Golden Age gadgets. The astronaut adriftĭid you know the 2013 Sandra Bullock vehicle Gravity, directed by Alfonso Cuarón, was loosely adapted from this screensaver? The more you know. I can say, with no exaggeration or lie, that this is pretty much exactly what I thought the inside of my computer looked like. Was this the 1995 equivalent of the train coming at the screen in the early 20th century? 9. Flying logosĬapitalism never looked so dazzling. I’m not mad at it, but call a spade a spade, and call a mid-90s visual music accompaniment just that. Pretty sure this is just Windows Media Player. In 2021, a bleak view of what the Amazon rainforest used to look like. In 1995, a quite lovely view of what the Amazon might look like. The scary part? You didn’t even choose this screensaver. The only light emanating from your (probably grey, bulky) Window PC are little gadgets from ‘The Golden Age’ floating across your screen. Picture this: you come back to your computer after making a warm cup of tea. The forest floorīugs! Honestly, this mostly just reminds me of that scene in The Lion King where a meerkat and a warthog convince an apex predator to eat bugs rather than them. Only slightly worse than watching an actual game of baseball, which is only slightly better than watching a game of cricket, which is much better than watching a game of social cricket, which is roughly as good as using Windows 95s through XP. Haunted house? This is barely a slightly disturbed house. This is just Scooby Doo and/or Hardy Boys concept art, slightly animated. Do you know what default is French for? “Settles for less than nothing.” (I don’t speak French.) 16. Your photos should not be your screensaver! They’re dumb and distracting. This is technically a Windows XP screensaver, but XP probably counts as “classic” now (if we’re using radio’s definition of “classic”), so it’s here. (If you’re thinking of a logo bouncing around, you’re thinking of a DVD player.) 18. It’s all the classic PC screensavers, ranked from worst to best.
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